Balding Banter:

Live life to the fullest. 

Experiment with new styles.

Avoid being seduced by quacks perporting to be able to cure you.

Take your medicine. Even slowing down the inevitable can be worthwhile.

Associate with your neighbors  (as they can be a great source of support).

Spend time with family. They have determined your fate and you will impact theirs.

Enlist the services of a great stylist. He or she is professionally trained to assist you in looking your best.

Place your faith in a competent doctor. Today's new treatments can add life to your years.

Brought to you by the staff of Ziering Medical  -  masterful magicians of the mane.